pinko online
hi, i'm izzy - mega geek and sexually fluid masterpiece. part-time crazy person, full-time human jukebox. keep it easy.
last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.
When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives
(via sorry)
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→ 02 Feb 19 at 12 am
→ 02 Feb 19 at 12 am
“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?”
“There was a cat.”this cured my depression for the day
this is outrageously important
(via morelifealways)
The spirit of the sea.
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→ 01 Jan 19 at 10 am
→ 01 Jan 19 at 10 am
aesthetic point
(Source: anthonysamaniego.com, via expressions-of-nature)
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→ 17 Dec 18 at 12 am
→ 17 Dec 18 at 12 am
everybody runs differently
olive: boob jiggle physics except in real life
bee: basically the naruto run
juno: if i run on my tippy toes will that make me go faster
rue: cant really see where shes going with the flesh on her face flopping around like that by by god does she try
percy: BOB AND WEAVE
(via sosiges)
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→ 17 Dec 18 at 12 am
→ 17 Dec 18 at 12 am
@devotedlysweatythings another good one 4 ur window one x
(via saepphire)
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→ 17 Dec 18 at 12 am
→ 17 Dec 18 at 12 am
** the same 20 songs i’ve been listening to since i was like 13 (that’s nearly 11 years, fuck)
(via humorstaff)
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→ 17 Dec 18 at 12 am
→ 17 Dec 18 at 12 am
my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets
(via humorrelated)